Why Does Jesus Hate Christians?

Well, I think he's pissed with those who bear his name [Christ-i-ans]. He's like "how can they say they follow me or love me when they don't love [or follow]? And didn't I say that the most important command is to love God and your neighbour? And:

• How can they preach hatred?
• How can they hate?
• How can they say the bible is inerrant but ignore most of it?
• Why do they follow PAC Theology [pick and chose theology]?
• When will they sacrifice for one an-other as I did?
• When will they sell all they have as I told them to?

Let's look at some of these and more in this blog.